Dungeons and Dragons with Kumari

So before I actually start writing proper and practical posts here I'll probably write some of the silly crap that happens day to day.

For example, we've decided to have Kumari join in on our D&D game because we want a couple more players and she decided it sounded kinda fun.

This could get interesting.

Kumari wants to play the sexiest of characters, but is getting really excited about weapon types and being able to have a baby ocelot familiar and a whip as a weapon. Also her class will probably be sorcerer, and they tend to be megalomaniacs a little bit.

Kumari: "I'm kinda worried that this is going to bring out things about me that I'm not totally ready to admit."
Lord Assbutt (My fiance' whom I love): "We weren't concerned but then she threw acid on the goblin's face! He was helpless!"

Later on:
"In the story of my life, I'm blaming you guys for making me nerdier."
I can only hope.

She actually seems pretty into the books now. This is fantastic.
She wants to have lots of weapons hidden in her character's outfit now. Yeeees!

Her character the magical assassin with her baby ocelot familiar Sir Muffin I drew in 15 minutes in Paint. Hee!

She wants to have a dagger in the top left of her bodice, a poisoned dart launcher in one bracer (her wrist cuffs) and a flask of alchemist's fire (as a flame thrower) in the other. In the longer side of her skirt she hides a hand crossbow, and her shoes actually have dagger heels. Her hair tie has a tiny wand in it and the fluffy parts of her dress are pinned back with four disguised throwing stars. And this is just during the day when her weapons aren't allowed, out in the city, when she's actually ready for adventuring she has her sword on her right hip, a bow on her shoulder, and a whip coiled around her waist which of course is worked into her outfit)

Even Sir Muffin's (who's a baby ocelot) has a collar that's pink and sequined but it's actually a flash bang grenade that she can use for a quick getaway, (under guise of cuddling with her pet because she's scared.)

Basically the idea is for her to be sexy and girly, but actually a super capable deadly assassin. And maybe a stripper working her way through mage's college.ld. Though apparently not at the Jiggly Hut, our original strip club name in this world.

Tomorrow should be a super fun day, since we're playing for most of the day. This is exciting! 

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