Saturday, June 15, 2013

On Turtle Divas

Kumari and I have lots of wonderful and insightful conversations. Sometimes, however, things turn quite silly quite quickly (okay, okay, a lot of times). It would seem that I have the hearing of an 80-year-old woman. Or Kumari mumbles. Or something. Maybe it was just bad reception. See, the other day, Kumari was saying how she felt bad for (allegedly) acting like a total diva.

Except I heard it as “turtle diva.”

As you might (not) imagine, this turned into a lengthy discussion about turtle divas and who was the turtle-y of turtle-y-est turtle divas. 

One of us *might* have been drugged. I cannot speak for the one who was not.  Actually, technically I can. Since that was me.

I have nothing.

Also, this is what a turtle diva looks like. Y'know, in case you were wondering.


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